So we were walking at the arboretum and I plopped down on a bench.
Then my mom and sister were like
"Why are you sitting like that?"
Me "Like what?"
Them "With your legs apart like a man!"
Me "Guys sit like this?"
Them "Yeah, so they don't smush their junk."
*puffs out chest, "I AM FEELING MANLY TODAY"
Me "Why do you think I don't wear dresses, I can't sit like a "lady"