So we were walking at the arboretum and I plopped down on a bench.
Then my mom and sister were like
"Why are you sitting like that?"
Me "Like what?"
Them "With your legs apart like a man!"
Me "Guys sit like this?"
Them "Yeah, so they don't smush their junk."
Me ...
*puffs out chest, "I AM FEELING MANLY TODAY"
Them "hahahahaha"
Me "Why do you think I don't wear dresses, I can't sit like a "lady"








Every time we go shopping I point out that I like all the boy shirts and shorts better and my mom is like "NO!"
My mom is like that too. xD
but my grandpa sits with his legs crossed... O.O